LOOKING FOR HILARIOUS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT

MEET
“ ONA MAY, PEARL AND THE GOOD OL’ GIRLS”

STARRING PATSY ALLEN AND DANA RITTER,TWO MULTI- TALENTED, ATTRACTIVE, SURGICALLY ENHANCED WOMEN WHO SKILLFULLY OPEN “THE MAJEEK BOX” AND BREATHS LIFE INTO 12 UNFORGETTABLE OL’ GIRLS. (AND THREE OL’BOYS)

JOIN ONA MAY AND PEARL, ETERNAL BEST FRIENDS, SPEEDING DOWN LIFE’S HIGHWAY FROM CRADLE TO THOSE SWELTERING MENOPAUSAL YEARS AND BEYOND AS THEY ENCOUNTER A MYRIAD OF WACKY OL’ GALS ON THIS ROLLICKING JOURNEY.

HEATHER TIFFANY VAN PATTERSON SMYTHE, THE PERPETUAL BEAUTY CONTESTANT, .
LULU AND LOLITA, THE MAJEEK TWINS, WHO STRUGGLE TO FIND THEIR NITCH ON AMERICAN TV,
ARKANSAS COUSIN ELVIRA CLINTON, WHOSE ADVENTURES AT THE METROPOLITAN OPERA, LEAD TO THE SHRILL ARIA OFFERINGS OF INFAMOUS DIVA, BERTHA WYDE LODA,
COUNTRY SINGERS ,THE TWO PATSYS, WHOSE MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR EACH OTHER CULMINATES INTO A HAIR RAISING FIRST ACT FINALE,
LOVEABLE LUPE, THE LATINO DANCE INSTRUCTRESS, WORKING TO EARN MONEY FOR “HENNY CRAIGS”.
THE IRISH SINGING SISTER, SISTER MARY MARGARET O’BRIAN
AND THE BADDEST BLUES SINGER OF THEM ALL, BIG MAMA MORGANA .

YOU’LL ROLL IN THE AISLE WITH LAUGHTER. YOU’LL THRILL TO ORIGINAL TOE TAPPING MELODIES: FLASHING HOT AND COLD,BEE BOPPIN SOCK HOPPIN WALL-FLOWERS, GOOD WOMAN GONE, WHEN ROCK N ROLL WAS ROCK N ROLL AND I GAVE MY MAN ANOTHER CHANCE BLUES TO NAME BUT A FEW.
AND THE DANCING, FOR ALL MUSICALS MUST HAVE DANCING, THE LESS SAID THE BETTER.

SO LADIES IF YOU’RE “FLASHIN” BRING A FAN, BRING YOUR MAN, EVEN BRING THE PREACHER CAUSE “ THE GIRLS” ARE G RATED?


ONA MAY, PEARL AND THE GOOD OL’ GIRLS
AN ORIGINAL MUSICAL COMEDY
BY DANA RITTER
“ WATCH THE MAJEEK BEGIN”